Dear Diary:
One of the residual scars from growing up in the â50s and â60s was the parental reproach, âWhy canât you be more likeâ¦â
I have no doubt the comparison was well meaning, but often enough it had the opposite effect. Of course I resented the well-behaved older sister Geraldine!; be damned the straight-Aâs (pimply faced) Michael Portnoy from down the block! But these werenât the worst, no sir! My nemeses were Van Cliburn ⦠and Joey Parsky.
I took no comfort at the news of the great pianistâs death (ââ¦why canât you play Tchaikovskyâs Piano Concerto No. 1 like Van Cliburnâ). But he was always paired with that other do-gooder, Golden Boy, the dreaded Joey Parsky, who took his grandmother to temple, took the garbage out to the curb, and took prizes in debate and science.
I should tell you thereâs no comeuppance for Joey Parsky, who went on to be an attorney, married, had nice kids and led, presumably, a very good life. He also, years later, won the Massachusetts State Lottery, which prompted my own grandmother, on her deathbed, to say, âWhy canât YOU do thatâ
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