Dear Diary:
This month at my annual checkup, I had the following exchange with my doctor:
Doctor: âWhat is your level of stress on a scale of 1 to 10â
Me: âI have nothing in particular stressing me out at the moment, but I am a Russian Jew from New York.â
Doctor: âIâll give you a 4.â
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