Dear Diary:
In the 38 years that I spent working in Midtown, I had my share of cab rides that were less than commendable. On those occasions, I just closed my eyes and reconnected with the memory of a cab ride taken years before.
Early in June 1951, my flight landed at La Guardia Airport near midnight, bringing me home on furlough. Having to take a taxi into the city was a grim prospect on a corporal’s pay. When I climbed into a waiting cab, I responded to the driver’s “Where to?†by boldly insisting, “Drop me off at the nearest subway station on Queens Boulevard.â€
I totally caught him off guard and pressed my advantage. “Look I live in the city and need to save some money for my leave.â€
The driver growled, slammed the flag down on the meter and drove off, briskly passing every subway entry he encountered. Dumbstruck, I sat and anxiously watched the meter tick-tick-tick my meager cash stash away.
Nosing the cab into Manhattan, the driver grinned and said: “Scared you, didn’t I? My son, Bernie Jr., is in the service, too. So, if you’re worried about the fare, I got one word for you, kiddo … fuggedaboutit.â€
Not a chance, Bernie. Not a chance.
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