Dear Diary:
105 F in Manhattan
street-heat smells like
garbagea pub looks good at
2 in the afternoon
cool, dark, emptyone soul sits
the Barmaid
cranes up to see an
already-played soccer gameconversation is long since past
I order a cold draft,
pretend interest in soccer“I’ll be over there soon,â€
the lone soul offers.“Where?†I bite.
The barmaid looks down from her game.“Ireland,†he says.
“No kidding.â€
“You didn’t tell me that,†says the barmaid, like,
what’s the big secret?“Well I ain’t too happy ’bout goin’.
21 people, 10 days,
tourin’ around in a bus.
I get carsick, you know?â€How’s this guy who likes to sit alone in a bar at 2 in the afternoon ever going to make it for 10 days with 21 people?
I want to tell him not to go.
I say, “What you gonna see?â€â€œCastles, green grass. The
Blarney stone, I guess.â€My look says:
You’ll go crazy.The barmaid shakes her head,
still miffed he saved his big tell for a
stranger.“I hear if you wear a blindfold
you won’t get carsick.â€Now he looks at me like
I’m crazy.“Tour Ireland
wearing a blindfold?â€â€œWell - will you enjoy it if you’re sick?â€
I pay for my cold beer,
wish him good luck,
her good byeheads roll up to the soccer game
back to brick-oven streets, stained doorways
and overfilled trash, I think:
That conversation wasn’t so bad.
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