Dear Diary:
105 F in Manhattan
street-heat smells like
garbagea pub looks good at
2 in the afternoon
cool, dark, emptyone soul sits
the Barmaid
cranes up to see an
already-played soccer gameconversation is long since past
I order a cold draft,
pretend interest in soccerâIâll be over there soon,â
the lone soul offers.âWhere?â I bite.
The barmaid looks down from her game.âIreland,â he says.
âNo kidding.â
âYou didnât tell me that,â says the barmaid, like,
whatâs the big secret?âWell I ainât too happy âbout goinâ.
21 people, 10 days,
tourinâ around in a bus.
I get carsick, you know?âHowâs this guy who likes to sit alone in a bar at 2 in the afternoon ever going to make it for 10 days with 21 people?
I want to tell him not to go.
I say, âWhat you gonna see?ââCastles, green grass. The
Blarney stone, I guess.âMy look says:
Youâll go crazy.The barmaid shakes her head,
still miffed he saved his big tell for a
stranger.âI hear if you wear a blindfold
you wonât get carsick.âNow he looks at me like
Iâm crazy.âTour Ireland
wearing a blindfold?ââWell - will you enjoy it if youâre sick?â
I pay for my cold beer,
wish him good luck,
her good byeheads roll up to the soccer game
back to brick-oven streets, stained doorways
and overfilled trash, I think:
That conversation wasnât so bad.
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