Dear Diary:
My husband has been traveling overseas on business at least once a month for the past few years. His passport became so heavily stamped that he was forced to apply for a passport with extra visa pages.
As he was passing through passport control at J.F.K. this week, the guard looked him over and asked, “Are you married?†My husband nodded.
The guard slowly flipped through the bulky document. “How's that going?†he deadpanned.
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