Itâs news to nobody that the contemporary theater thrives on nostalgia. Scan the offerings of any Broadway season of the past decade or so and youâll probably find more revivals than new shows. This season alone weâve seen spectacularly unnecessary celebrity-fueled productions of âGlengarry Glen Ross,â âThe Heiressâ ad âCat on a Hot Tin Roof.â Money-minting duds, all three of âem.
But in the last couple of seasons the New York theater has taken its love affair with its own past to perverse new extremes. Weâre not just recycling the hits anymore, but trying to capture the mad magic of the legendary bombs.
Last year MCC Theater exhumed the flop musical âCarrieâ from her fiery grave, in the hopes that a more serious-minded, scaled-down production would prove the musical to be not merely a camp footnote in Broadway history but a respectable show. Iâm afraid it didnât quite work. While the score had its moments of beauty and passion, and the singing, by Marin Mazzie in particular, was often galvanizingly good, this watered-down, message-stuffed âCarrieâ simply didnât give us what we really wanted to see: the flashy, high-concept extravaganza that went down in flames so sensationally the first time around.
This season a small Off Broadway company called the Beautiful Soup Theater Collective took an even more dubious stab, as it were, at turning a fabled diaster into a night of bad old-fashioned fun: âMoose Murdersâ made its first return to a major (sorta) New York stage, at the Connelly Theater in the East Village. The resulting show ranks high among the most insufferable nights Iâve spent at the theater - and I was there for âPrymate,â folks! Remember that one Andre de Shields as a chimpanzee - or was it an ape - in a self-serious drama about something to do with simians, and science, and James Naughton looking miserable.
Itâs not a coincidence, I think, that both âCarrieâ and âMoose Murdersâ date from the 1980s. Once upon a yesteryear, several big duds studded every Broadway season. During the Golden Age, as the decades between 1930 and 1970 have come to! be calle! d, the number of productions on the Great White Way was much higher than in subsequent years. With 50 or 100 shows opening a season, a belly flop made a much smaller splash. The annals of bad musicals throughout these years have been richly documented in Ken Mandelbaumâs indispensable book âNot Since Carrie,â a compendium of misfired shows (capped by âCarrieâ itself) that makes for howlingly good reading.
But by 1980, when Frank Rich became the chief theater critic of The New York Times, Broadway production had dwindled significantly as costs skyrocketed, so that a turkey like âMoose Murdersâ or âCarrieâ arrived with a much bigger squawk. (It also helped, Iâm sure, that Mr. Rich wrote so deliciously of tasteless theater.) These two shows, bad though they presumably were, earned outsized reputations for folly that left behind them a haze of yearning: Having seen either or both became a badge of honor of sorts. Small wonder theater companies couldnât resist attempting to trade on their notoriety to fill their seats with those seeking to quench at last their curiosity about just how dire these two infamous shows were.
We have our answers now, and maybe itâs time to kiss goodbye any lingering longing to revisit the best of Broadwayâs worst. I, for one, can honestly say that finally seeing âCarrieâ and â! Moose Mu! rdersâ did not enrich my theatergoing life by one iota. And I sincerely hope that no enterprising producer out there is trying to drum up funds for a revival of the Peter Allen vehicle âLegs Diamond,â another famously terrible musical from the 1980s. With or without Hugh Jackman channeling the song-and-dance-man, I have zero interest. And while it is practically the only show bearing Stephen Sondheimâs name that has not been revived - and revived, and revived - in recent years, I donât particularly pine to see âGetting Away With Murder,â the (presumably moose-free) mystery thriller he penned with George Furth, a quick Broadway flop in 1996.
But perhaps there are those among you who harbor a secret (or open) desire to give reputed ogs another day. Are there Broadway shows youâve either seen or read about that you believe should be given a second chance to prove the naysayers wrong Anyone for a revival of âGrindâ