Agence France-Presse Picture us Yelp-ing.Further proof that nothing does indeed live forever has arrived in the form of the SeinfeldToday Twitter feed, which imagines 21st-century scenarios for the 20th-century quartet and has accumulated more than 50,000 followers since its start on Sunday.
And because there is so, so, so, so much more nothing than there used to be, the scenarios are all too plausible. Here are a few of our favorites. Please add your own in the comment box below.
Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend (Rashida Jones) because she Instagrams everything she eats. George tries to get a job with the N ets.
George's parents claim their house was destroyed by “Sandy,†move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor.
Jerry trips when walking out to perform on The Tonight Show. The GIF goes viral on Tumblr. Elaine dates a freegan.
George tries online dating, meets a gorgeous woman but breaks up with her because she needed online dating. Elaine gets into SoulCycle.
