Dear Diary:
The other day I was in the post office near my Midtown apartment to buy stamps.
I asked the clerk if they were still selling the stamps of the dog. âThe one that looks like a mutt,â I added.
âDo you mean Owney?â the clerk asked. âThe post office mascot?â
âI guess so,â I said.
âIt's Owney,â she said. âWe stopped selling those. Bu t he was quite a dog.â
âHe was?â I asked.
âWell, sure,â she said. âIn the 1800s he traveled with the mailmen. He won all sort of awards. He had celebrations in his honorâ¦â
âHow do you know all this?â I asked, incredulously.
âI read about it,â she said. In a lower voice, she asked me, âAnd do you know how Owney died?â
âNo.â
âHe went crazy. And one day he attacked some mail carriers. And then they shot him. Dead. A bullet to the head. Bang! Just like that!â
âWait,â I said, trying to take this all in. âYou mean the post office dog went postal?â
âThat's right,â the clerk said.
By now a line had formed behind me.
âI'll just take the flag stamps,â I said.
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