Dear Diary:
The other day I was in the post office near my Midtown apartment to buy stamps.
I asked the clerk if they were still selling the stamps of the dog. “The one that looks like a mutt,†I added.
“Do you mean Owney?†the clerk asked. “The post office mascot?â€
“I guess so,†I said.
“It's Owney,†she said. “We stopped selling those. Bu t he was quite a dog.â€
“He was?†I asked.
“Well, sure,†she said. “In the 1800s he traveled with the mailmen. He won all sort of awards. He had celebrations in his honor…â€
“How do you know all this?†I asked, incredulously.
“I read about it,†she said. In a lower voice, she asked me, “And do you know how Owney died?â€
“No.â€
“He went crazy. And one day he attacked some mail carriers. And then they shot him. Dead. A bullet to the head. Bang! Just like that!â€
“Wait,†I said, trying to take this all in. “You mean the post office dog went postal?â€
“That's right,†the clerk said.
By now a line had formed behind me.
“I'll just take the flag stamps,†I said.
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